My 10 Birthday Wishes

Well as none of you know (because no one reads my blog) my birthday is coming up and here's my 10 wishes...



1. Liverpool wins the Premier League- Wow I've been dreaming that for god knows how long (yeah I'm cool). As of now we're cleaning out the old and aweful (except Dirk Kuyt because we love having the worst player in the history of the premiership on our team) and hopefully bringing in the new. Hopefully we'll swoop up Barry with the 9+ mill we got from Portsmouth for Crouch and maybe get someone that knows what they're doing to put next to Torres like maybe Keane cause as seen above.. I hate Dirk Kuyt...


2. The New England Revolution to finally win the MLS cup- We've been in the final at least 27 times in the last couple years with nothing to show.. or thats what it feels like. Now that Houston is horrible we may yet have a chance. Twellman is just about off injury and he'll be added to the line-up that given the Revs the best record in the MLS.

3. Biscuites- I love them and I don't eat them that often. As a matter of fact the only time I eat them is on Thanksgiving.

4. A single table in the MLS- As you all know there's the east and the west in the MLS. I would love to move to a single table and mix em all up. This however, will not happen due to the United States being so large the traveling would be horrible for the players. Personally I blame Thomas Jefferson my wish not coming true..... Damn you and your Lousiana Purchase.....

5. The MLS clubs to own their players contracts- Well this is a long way off... first off all the MLS teams have to be making money, well enough to take care of the contracts. Which means the fan base will have to go through the roof (Which it is.. yay Seattle and Philly). So please everyone buy jerseys and teddy bears so my dream can come true...

6. The MLS and USL set up a system of relegation to get rid of poopy teams. (side note: poopy is a great word... when ever you say it people laugh.. try it I dare you). I think this would be amazing, but first wish 5 would have to come true.

7. Lots of beer- my second favorite thing in the world besides soccer.. well maybe third becasuse I have to add my girlfriend in here or I may get dumped.. so maybe my soon to be second favorite thing.. and I'd like lots of it and no crappy beer please. Sweet.. Thanks!

8. Bob Bradley to get fired- I hate the guy personally, I want a coach that won't put a team out there to sit back and not score goals against England, Spain, and Argentina. Isn't that the reason why we got rid of Bruce Arena in the first place, so we could maybe play with the great teams around the world and show why we were ranked so high going into the World Cup.

9. Kenny Cooper to get called up- Not just to the national team, but somewhere in europe too. Who doesn't want a GIANT who has amazing feet. So please Bob before you get the boot call up Kenny and put him along side Donovan and "BAMB" (said like Emril the cooking guy) goals.. yay we win.

10. A MLS team to win the CONCACAF Champions League- How stellar would that be, I don't care who wins it. The could award it to Thomas Jefferson for the Lousiana Purchase. Just please don't let it be a Mexican team.