The Ninja Handbook

So this is the book I'm currently reading right now... It's pretty sweet. If you like books that make no sense and you get a shit load of wtf's and some really good laughs this book is for you. I'm just passed half way and I'll prolly finish it sometime soon but overall this book is SICK! You learn all the secerets of the ninja. If you have 20 bucks (it was cheaper.. you'd prolly end up with like 3 dollars change) that you don't know what to do with.. don't buy food.. buy this book its a keeper... or if we're friends I'll lend it to you..

ROUND FR7DAY

Oh boy.. I can't wait to do it again...

(david bentley jersey when he was good)

Fuckin Reds

Well after yesterday and the loss we will suffer this weekend to Chelsea we (Liverpool) are officially out of the title race and will finish fourth in the league. Isn't that exciting. Why am I pissed off about yesterday's game besides giving up a late PK. RAFA BLOWS!... I hate to say it but the teams he puts together for league games and untimely subs are ruining any hope of winning the league or for that matter anything.

Yesterday vs Wigan with a 1-0 lead he decided to take out Gerrard, Babs, and Torres. That's a great idea because you're playing a team that hasn't lost at home in 5 games and this is a must win game to keep pace with United. So its a good idea to take out all of your scoring threats and not try and finish them off when you have the chance... yeah great work. I realize that we do play Chelsea on Sun. but you know what.. Chelsea's playing right now too so they're going to be just as tired. We tied that game because our WONDERFUL manager decided to look to the next game before finishing the one in front of him... boot em

Some Highlights

Well I hope you weren't expecting anything cool here.. I just haven't posted in a while so I figured I'd give you some highlights as to why I hadn't... not that anyone really reads this anyway.. Well first off yesterday i had an interview in Queens which was a fucking trip and a half just to find out that the asshole there gave me the wrong job description... yay... so that blew.. then I got home and hung out w/ black and we ended up gettin some 22's and played some wii bowling.. Today I picked up my grandmas 52 inch TV and brought it here cause she got another one.. so now we have a massive TV to wii bowl.... sick... and I brought some other stuff to my grandpa's house too... and that's pretty much it.. boring eh..?

Inspired by flave

This is a good one.. listen up.... its deep.. but puts a smile on my face..

100-0

I just wanted to throw this out there.... it seems that a high school girls basketball team took the piss out of another.. winning 100-0. Now the team feels bad about it... eff that.. if another team can't even hit a basket in a what 30-40 min game.. you don't deserve any sympathy. I say all the power to the girls that dominated. Don't feel bad ... beat em 102-0 next time!!

PUNCH OUT!!

Holy Jesus!!! I just set up a wireless network in the crib, which means I now have a Wii that's online. So I'm messing around and I come across the greatest game ever made!!! I drove 20 min to get one of those Wii points cards and drove approx 7000 mph home to get this game on my Wii. I played for like four hours last night and felt like I was 7 again!! I finally beat the Russian jerkface "Soda Popinski".. who's name was supposed to be "Vodka Drunkinski" but Nintendo didn't follow through.. This morning I really felt like someone loved me when I found THIS ONLINE!!!

Only thing that sucks is it's not out yet.. and there's no set release date... but I will pre-order this when it comes out.. :-D

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about.. you're no longer invited to read my blog... I hate you.. haha

Motion City Soundtrack

I can't explain...
I need to be alone.
I know the timing isn't great
But these things, you just can't plan.
I just need a little time
So I can find myself again'
Cause I get buried underneath
All the things they think you are
And I'm too tired to pretend it doesn't hurt To be left

Its amazing when you can find lyrics that explain everything... This one of the few bands that can put a smile on my face when ever I play their stuff..

Unemployment....

Well I've got interview #2 lined up for Monday... This one's in queens. I hope to get this one folks cause then I'd be saving the environment as a Technical Service Rep (w/ a degree in chemistry)... an I like the environment! go GREEN.. NOW!!

American Gladia..... English Gladiators? What?!?!

I came across this today and got a really good laugh. Since the return and fail of American Gladiators (is it even still on TV) last year, the English have decided to give it a try... One of them should be named "Teeth" haha

#44

He's cute... and he's my president!

OHH THE MERSEYSIDE!!

This will be an instant classic!! Everton are fighting for the UEFA Cup slot and Liverpool are hoping to keep pace with United for the championship. Well its obvious who I want to win but I'm not so sure about it. If Rafa brings another squad like he did against Stoke.. we're fucked.. its as simple as that. He needs to start Torres up front and take him out after 65 min because he's not match fit yet and give Keane run up top when Torres can't go any more. Kuyt CAN NOT play up top!! We need him on the wing because he NEVER stops running and that's where he's great. Besides that we need to get Babel in the game late if we're tied or down a goal. Liverpool win 3-1 with two late goals....

We will win the title if Torres stays healthy, its as simple as that. We need to take the 3 points and put all the pressure on United.

"You'll never walk alone"

Thoughts?

Wendsday Can't Come Soon Enough!

ITS ALMOST HERE!!!!!

'Round Fri6ay'

Well it seems my cousin and I are destroying our livers. I am anxiously awaiting 'Round Fri6ay' (yes we are quite the creative family). Some highlights of previous rounds are as follows.

• 'Round 1' It was new to us... we didn't really know what to expect so I killed an entire 750 of Jager.. I dunno what Ray or Shan drank.. what can I say I don't remember much..
• 'Round 2' From here on out Ray and I have tag teamed (Double Dragon Style) a bottle of whiskey. I think this first one was regular Jack.
• 'Round 3' Black makes his first appearance and well there was GJ and SoCo and a hell of a lot of Wii bowling... AND BACON CHEESE BURGER PIZZA!!
• 'Round 4' This was a great night black came over again and there was quite a few people over.. Ray and I dominated a bottle of 'Single Barrel' and stayed on the Wii bowling all night... because we were always the ones adding the scores up... honestly.. I think we won one game..
• 'Round 5aturday' Ooooo Ray got creative with this one. This was another GJ night w/ lots of people.. Bruce bowled a 300.. I hate him..

Soo you can see how where the night is going. The best thing in life is great family and friends.

"Here's to the nights you'll never remember, and the friends you'll never forget"

INSPERATION

Who would have thought that a jewish guy would inspire me to make a stupid ridiculous blog?? I'm not talkin about Jesus folks... good ol' benny boy.. (check out his blog in the links section) due to unemployment.. I've got lots of time on my hands haha so yeah... I guess that's it.. Oh wait.... I there's this too